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CREEPY DEAR SPARKS OUTRAGE
Oh my God, have you guys heard about the deer in the woods or whatever? It's like, so boring. Like, who even cares about deer? They're just these big, dumb animals that run around and eat grass all day. Like, whoop-de-doo. I don't get why people get all excited about spotting a deer. Like, it's not that big of a deal. It's just a stupid animal. And they're always causing traffic accidents and stuff, which is just annoying. I mean, I guess it's kind of cool that we live in a place where there are still wild animals running around, but like, who really cares? It's not like they're doing anything interesting or important. They're just there, being lame. Anyway, that's my two cents on the whole deer situation. Like, whatever. Can we talk about something more exciting now, please?
HEROIN OVERDOSE ON THE RISE
Heroin overdose rates in the United States are on the rise. According to recent reports, there were over 14,000 heroin overdose deaths in 2019 alone. The increased availability of heroin and lack of access to addiction treatment services are believed to be contributing factors.
